I've got three beers in me and

I cooked five pieces of asparagus

And I know my pee is probably going to smell later but

such is life


And I bought a pull-up bar last weekend

which took me forever to set up

and I didn't know how to set up the 'safety' bracket properly so I'm just praying the thing doesn't collapse while I'm using it but it probably will coz

such is life


And music is doing me good today

And the neurons in my brain are electric dancing left and right 

and  my next MRI is coming up soon isn't it? I hope I don't find out I'm going to die

such is life


I miss sleeping in a bed with someone

It's been a really long time

but you know...