I wore a suit but with no belt. And I had to call my dad to have him meet me in the parking lot of the restaurant before we walked in so that he could hand me an extra belt.

And I walked in to the restaurant and no one ever knew.

And when we finished and walked back outside, I took off the belt and handed it back to my dad, got in my car and said good night.

My sister looked down and shook her head in disbelief.

My mom laughed until she snorted.