Hello,

My name is Roger. 

I am currently:

Listening to Ginuwine - Pony (11:34AM, April 19 2016) 

I'm also a UX designer from "Silicon Valley."

The smell of plastic is difficult to remove.

Bleach and white vinegar are effective at eliminating the odor... but at the end of the day - you just get used to it.

I am hungry now.

I feel like, pasta.

I like this whole continuous scrolling thing.

It reminds me of an endless roll of toilet paper.

I wonder what time it is at the South Pole right now.

What time zone is it down there? 

My friend saw a pink-feathered bird flying through the sky today.

I guess phoenixes are real.